Church Bulletins

These are actually pretty funny. These are apparently from actual church bulletins:

AM Sermon: "Jesus Walks on Water"
PM Sermon: "Searching for Jesus"


Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.


The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.


Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.